To pull a Sebastian

When you care too much about a girl you are dating and you are really self-conscious about it.

- Man, I really like this girl but I want to be casual about it.
- Yea, you don't want to pull a Sebastian.

by Pseudonym1343 February 21, 2015

construction season

The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.

Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!

I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.

by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

whore season

The time from March 20th to September 23rd. Usually this is a time when all the whores start to surface and/or come of out winter hybernation (i.e. wearing long sleeve shirts,jeans, winter coats.) acting and dressing in a whore like manner. (slutty shirts and skirts, being bitch and just being a whore.)

Hey you want to go whore hunting? It's whore season.

by emorockergrl July 22, 2008

yeezy season

Often stylized as "YZYSZN", Yeezy Season usually means one of two things
- Time of year which Kanye's products will be enjoyed/purchased
- Name of his fashion line
The term originates from Kanye's fashion line, and the first song of studio album Yeezus, "On Sight"
"Yeezy season approachin'
Fuck whatever y'all been hearin'
Fuck what, fuck whatever y'all been wearin'
A monster about to come alive again"

Friend: Hey, new Kanye album this Friday, Yeezy Season is in full effect!
Other friend: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by seamor June 11, 2018

jack off season

The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.

"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"

by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008

'tis the season, for the stealin'

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.

Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.

by YAWA November 14, 2018

Sebastian

A perfect and the most rarest of the rare type of guy. A total badass at times but he is very kind, caring, and a total gentleman. Has had a rough past but he survived it so that only made him a stronger person that he is today. Loves his family, friends, and girlfriend dearly and is always there for them. INSANELY beautiful, just drop dead gorgeous, incredibly hot, has the most perfect body and amazingly sculptured face. Women throw their panties at him when he walks down the street. He's also a huge video game and comic con nerd, usually goes as mister freeze.

Girl 1: "I met this cute guy who seemed distant but he's really nice and so cool."
Girl 2: "Wow awesome, sounds like he's a Sebastian."

by agirl7696 August 13, 2014