A scale used to measure attractiveness of females. If a man would experience an erection in her presence, that female is a one. If not, then she is a zero.
Reference to bonary scale:
Even though she's got that weird jaw thing going on, she's still a one in my book.
Even though she's got that weird jaw thing going on, she's still a one in my book.
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man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs
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Get the the ball scale of trippyness mug.Derivative of the 1-10 scale, in which a person or persons are rated in terms of physical attractiveness ranging from 1 (least attractive) to 10 (most attractive).
The Binary Scale is an alternative, simplified version of the 1-10 scale based on the {binary} numeral system in which the number "1" is equated with an "on" or "yes" command and the number "0" is equated with an "off" or "no" command. Thus, by rating the subject a "1", the rater is declaring that he or she would pursue the subject sexually and, adversely, by rating the subject a "0", would not pursue the subject.
The Binary Scale is an alternative, simplified version of the 1-10 scale based on the {binary} numeral system in which the number "1" is equated with an "on" or "yes" command and the number "0" is equated with an "off" or "no" command. Thus, by rating the subject a "1", the rater is declaring that he or she would pursue the subject sexually and, adversely, by rating the subject a "0", would not pursue the subject.
Bill: Dude... blonde at the counter, nice rack... binary scale?
Ted: 1. Definitely a 1.
-or-
Rupert: Get a load of that fat chick with the 2 year old... binary?
Cornelius: 0.
Ted: 1. Definitely a 1.
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Rupert: Get a load of that fat chick with the 2 year old... binary?
Cornelius: 0.
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1- This sucks!
2- This is barely good!
3- I've had better.
4- This is not bad.
5- This is kinda good.
6- Oh my!
7- Holy shit!
8- Why the fuck am I ridin' this monster?!
9- Oh yeah!
10- OH MY MOTHER FUCKIN' GOD!!! I CAN'T STOP!!! OH YEAH!!!
1- This sucks!
2- This is barely good!
3- I've had better.
4- This is not bad.
5- This is kinda good.
6- Oh my!
7- Holy shit!
8- Why the fuck am I ridin' this monster?!
9- Oh yeah!
10- OH MY MOTHER FUCKIN' GOD!!! I CAN'T STOP!!! OH YEAH!!!
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You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"
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Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.
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