Screwdation

1. The state of being screwed.

2. Having a history of being cheated, bilked, or fooled.

3. Perpetual unfortunateness

Face it, we'll never get out of screwdation.

by trench1b December 31, 2007

scrandemic

like a pandemic but scranning. so it is a food pandemic, where you scran out

yo man i'm starvin, so gonna go home and have a scrandemic

by ifherufhioheiyo July 6, 2011

Screwdar

The radar or "sixth sense" someone gets when they sense that two people have recently hooked up. Often times this is due to the people being overly friendly with each other, overly infatuated, or simply just awkward with one another.

This is very common with coworkers, or 2 people of the same group of friends.

Coworker 1: Man, did you see Jennifer and James at the department meeting yesterday? They were totally awkward with each other. They both kept on laughing nervously and shifting their weight any time one of them said something, and James was sweating balls! They used to be really comfortable with one another. I bet they are hooking up.

Coworker2: Yea, my screwdar was going off too! I bet they hooked up after everyone left the company party last Friday. They seemed pretty plastered.

by Cat85 February 3, 2012

Screwdom

The place you approach in your head just prior to realizing you are totally fucked.

Hey Dutch, looks like we are in screwdom so ditch the jazz, the cops are right on us.

by Riverabung July 15, 2014

Scrindlin

(Skrind-linn)

n: a singular grain of marijuana; an already ground piece of marijuana

Related forms:
Scrindlins

"Hey man, you dropped a scrindlin! Don't waste weed!"

by BubbaPrime January 14, 2015

Screnaing

A noise that is a few octaves higher than a common scream

Guys, I'm screnaing right now.

by SchnozMaster October 30, 2016

Scrandled

The state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana.

"Damn Kyle, that weed was good as hell.
Hell yeah pierre! I'm fucking scrandled!"

by RonCorCJ July 31, 2017