Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

scone nibbler

very british children

“Stop being such a scone nibbler”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Hippy muffin scone

A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.

I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

Scon

Joseph Scott

Hey look its Joseph Scon

by Gordon Mathews December 16, 2008

eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.

Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

scantabulushafucker

A term used to hold random chat room users in a particular room invented by veteran chat room user IryshAngel 07/04/09

Bob69 has entered the room
alex35 says 'hey you scantabulushafucker'
bob69 has left the room
alex35 says 'Fuck'
shabby22 says 'what a scantabulushafucker'

by oxricexo April 7, 2009