Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

schrodinger's chaser

someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.

ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!

by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025

schrodinger's meme

When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.

Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.

Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.

by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023

schrodinger's existentialism

The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence

Dude, I am schrodinger's existentialism...

by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021

Schrodinger's Bitch

That one guy who agitates you to death, then when you need something they got you back. He normally lives in a hallway or public place, then immediately starts acting tough and irritating (can also try to steal yo homies.) When you finally confront aka beat his ass he immediately stops acting like this.

Guy 1: I heard this dude got assaulted and shut up

Guy 2: He is such a schrodinger's bitch
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by Quackita April 18, 2021

schrodinger's flirt

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction

"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"

by dickrider39 November 13, 2023

Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed

Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple

by Iamgay light July 8, 2025