sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.

There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

sailor

What hookers often call a potential customer.

Hey sailor, looking for a good time?

by Elitist January 27, 2004

Poop Sailboat

A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.

Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.

by Mr Van Den Berg February 25, 2010

Old Sailor

Someone who likes to motorboat a woman's tits.

John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

by Sandbaggin' son of a bitch January 18, 2009

Sailor Man

A male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on 'cross-playing,' especially one that persists in wearing a fuku or Japanese schoolgirl uniform.

That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.

by PwF September 9, 2007

sailfrog

a frog that has been run over by so many cars that it's flat. You can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee and it will sail.

Look! A sailfrog! I wanna sail it!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008

Sailor Shot

The valiant attempt to pour 8 shots of Sailor Jerry's into a mug and drink it straight, then attempt to survive the rest of the evening without dying.

Friend one: "We're doing the Sailor Shot tonight you wanna join?"

Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."

Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*

One hour later... DONE.

by mimsters November 14, 2012