Saskatchewan

The only place in Canada that is so conservative that will put your picture on the front page of the local newspaper if you get caught doing bong hits.

In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Saskatchewan, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.

Hey, you got any bud?

-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!

I mean pot.

-I don't understand.

Do you have any marijuana?

-You smoke dope?

Dope is heroin.

-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Saskatchewan!

by kieran ki March 19, 2009

Wilkie, Saskatchewan

a shitty town filled with inbreds. Sittlers and Ceys know where it's at. Hard to find a bf/gf here because you're probably related to them. There are also lots of old cranky ladies who yell at you for just breathing.

Fun fact: you can only be cool here if you play hockey, volleyball, or dance

person 1- "your dating your cousin!?!?!"
person 2- "yeah so what I need a bf"
person 3-"sWeEt hOmE aLabaMa"
person 4- "welcome to gold ol Wilkie, Saskatchewan

by woahwoahwoah63457 October 17, 2019

Sackafat

Any one person who is either fatter than imaginable or cannot fit through a door without assistance

GOD DAMN! that Sackafat needs a crowbar to get through that door

by Tha Samsonator August 24, 2005

Saika

Saika also known as “He Who enslaves” or “The Judge” Saika originated from a young Kid also known as Amilcar the child of the family head Melendez. Saika is a boy who sees things different. And known for acquisition of ESP abilities.

I am Saika the enslaver of all and a true judge.

by Anonymous.357 September 29, 2021

Sakass

Shit arsenal player. Statpads against shelshit and southampton but ghosts against man united and city. forever in greenwood's shadow

Sakass is a Europa League player

by Honest arsenal fan April 26, 2021

University of Saskatchewan

An oasis in the middle of the canadian praries for students starving for knowledge and a home football team. U of S transforms hicks into lawyers, engineers and doctors. The winters can get very very cold, with record lows of -50 degrees. This is unfortunately perfect conditions for winter studying... and snow fights. It is also advised to make friends with some First Nations students, to stock up on Parkas and moccasins. The university is right next to the North Saskatchewan River and a perfect place to drop you canoe to float to further destinations.

" Are you going to the University of Saskatchewan??"
YES

by Bannanon September 25, 2011

Saskatoon Fist bump

A/The Canadian colloquial phrase for a Handjob, typically suffixed by Ey.

"And that was when she got down in the snow and gave me a Saskatoon Fist bump Ey!"

by Crinc April 20, 2015