smileytard

a brain numbing waste of oxygen, grinning away like an idiot

damn that was smart! what a smileytard

by barrybenson April 23, 2015

Smiley

When someone walks up to you pretending to be a friend and knees you in the groin as hard as they can.

"Can you believe Alison? She gave me the worst smiley today. I'm still walking funny."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."

by Mortechant July 6, 2015

smiley cat

The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet

Ooh look at smiley cat, she needs to die

by Kenzie226 November 11, 2015

Smileygnore

To show disinterest in talking with a person by constantly replying with smileys.

I used to send her long paragraphs but she always smileygnored me.

by galifaniakis August 13, 2016

Smiley Sosa

Smiley Sosa the Savage

Smiley Sosa fuck her on the sofa

by Smiley Sosa July 16, 2017

smileytiquette

The art of using emoji properly in high society.

- Man, should I end my flirty text with the winky emoji ?
- Mmm, a bit too creepy at this point. Maybe go for the bashful emoji. That's basic smileytiquette.

- Dude, my friend 's cat just died, is one sad face enough ?
- Use one to three to show support. More than four's just bad smileytiquette.

by dustghost May 22, 2017

Smiley

Grabbing a woman’s breasts while unconscious and smiling at a camera.

Stewart noticed she was passed out so he gave her a smiley.

by Shield puncher November 18, 2017