Carnival Salsa

Barf; made up of all kinds of carnival food, finished off with a ride on the teacups.

We went to the state fair, and there was carnival salsa all over the sidewalk. Some kid had just finished riding the teacups.

by bricks212 July 27, 2010

anti-salesman

A guy named Todd who doesn't like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a "salesman"

Customer
"hey Todd, I really like this tool you have here on your display"
Todd
"nah, you don't want to buy that, I heard it sucks"
Co-worker
"why are you such an anti-salesman?"
Todd
"Huh? what does that mean?"
*drool*...

by oinkymcporkchop June 15, 2011

Salsa Bowl

Having pectus excavatum

Or a large unsightly cave is ones chest

MarkyMark's salsa bowl scares off all his potential mates, but he compensates with his amazing tan and muscles

by SashaMcDavies June 30, 2009

touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.

1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.

by Freddy18 November 11, 2011

salsasnack

a term used to define a sexual act, which consists in inserting faeces in a woman's vagina and then said woman urinating them out.

this fantastic combination of urine and poop is also sometimes referred as salsasnack.

named after the award-winning website www.salsasnack.com

Damasio: Are you watching salsasnack again?
vazj: Yes, i love it when she pisses it out.
Damasio: Great! Can i watch to?

by Kid Bengala February 15, 2008

traveling salesman

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

by B Gunn April 13, 2005

tossed salsa

Just like tossed salad but instead you're licking the anus of a Mexican chick

Pedro liked to give his chiqua some tossed salsa before burying his burrito.

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007