Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.

Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.

Sailor Vision by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

Sailor's Surprise by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

Sailor Tits 

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

Sailor Tits by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

sailors dream 

raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.

Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream

sailors dream by leviticus October 26, 2013

Sailesh

The sexiest, hottest, cutest human on earth.

You'd be lucky to have a Sailesh.

Sailesh by A_S_ November 22, 2021

scrotum sailor 

One who sails the uncharted scrotum seas. Often used as an insult to a man's sexuality. Said sailing can occur with any body part. In addition, the word may be used on a larger scale to describe a gay man, or to insult a straight man.

"Y'arr! This scrotum sailor is trying to board our poop deck!"

scrotum sailor by masterofrats May 13, 2005

Naked Sailor 

Adv. The act of having sexual intercourse without a condom.

I took her back to my place and gave it to her naked sailor.

Naked Sailor by 34670909765vdsynfd246 July 8, 2011