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Full sail

When the fat guy in the hot tub lets his mid section rise to the surface and creates"Balls Island" He then pulls his scrotum vertically,thus creating a "Full Sail"
On a cold winter night in an outdoor hot tub at the Las Vagus Holiday Inn.Hendrix and his quarter ton comrades were concerned about the direction of the frigid desert air that was blowing across their tub.Hendrix,being the only one who finished high school,but was in the Navy for a short time before being dishonorably discharged had an idea.Being the most resourceful fella in the bunch he gently lets his mid section float to the surface of the hot tub,creating "Balls Island" from which he is able to yank his large scrotum skyward creating a "Full Sail" which gathers wind that he can now confirm is coming from an easterly direction.
by Turd Blossum January 7, 2020
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clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.
Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.
by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017
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point of sail

point of sale: in an establishment that sells goods or services, the location at which payment for goods is made.

sail: the power harnessed by a sail or sails, or the use of this power for travel or transport.

point of sail: the location at which a sail harnesses power.
"Let's go to a 'point of sail'." - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 9, 2013
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Crab Claw Sail

The Crab Claw Sail : A prehistoric 3000 BCE sail invented in Panay Island.

Soriano versus The Ping Tan Museum: The Crab Claw Sail was an essential design of the Paraws of Iloilo. The Paraws came from Panay not from Luzon since they term Banca as Sibat while Ilonggos call it Bancao or Tumbak-Tumbak. Which means that the Paraw evolved in Panay Island and not in Luzon, nor Cebu or nor Leyte nor in Butuan City.

May I remind the good museum that to make the Crab Claw Sail of the Panay Paraws you need Pandan fibers. 5000 years ago there were no Pandan leaves in Taiwan or China hence it was not possible for them to make the CRAB CLAW SAIL.

The Crab Claw Sail of the Austronesians predated that of the lateral sails of the Europeans and the Square Sails of the Arabs for thousands of years. And guess what, you need Pandan Fibers, Sinamay, Pineapple fibers, etc which are salt-water resistant.

It was not possible to sail from Taiwan to Hawaii, Borneo to Madagascar, etc without the Crab Claw Sails (Triangular Sails) which undoubtedly can be traced only to the Paraws of Panay. I am backed by the epic stories of the Jalaudnons, Tumandoks and the Suludnons where the term BANCA originated. The precursor of the PARAWS. The precursor of the Barangays and the Kunlunpo.

SO EVERYTIME YOU SEE A CHINESE JUNK IN HONGKONG, remember who invented the Crab Claw Sail. It was the Austronesians of Panay Island.
You cannot travel far without the Crab Claw Sail
by Cyclonetrading July 28, 2025
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A Sail

Term referring to when two straight guys rent a sail boat to engage in homosexual sex acts. Originating from the DMV area, particularly where sailboat rentals are available.
Could I tempt anyone with a sail? - a closeted homosexual
by DMV317 February 21, 2023
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sail up to Ottawa

That's where you put it in her twat then finish in her mouth
Sure, I know your sister! We frequently sail up to Ottawa together.
by Back Door Buzz July 16, 2019
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saile

saile or elias backwards means a friend who is always capable to make you smile. he is attentive and sweet and appears so physically as well ! he will listen to your yaps and remember small details that you yourself probably dont recall saying. he is amazing all the way and the textbook definition of kindness. (he can also be blunt and will stand up for his friends if ever needed. just an overall awesome unit of a guy)
wow ! saile is going crazy on that epic game of chess ! what a great dude
by nyoombabie December 30, 2023
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