Fart swap

I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?

Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.

by NxwHxme September 2, 2022

Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler

Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!

by Nick February 4, 2005

swap cum

In group sex when you ejaculate in a girl's mouth or pussy and have her spit the cum into another girl's mouth or have the other girl eat the cum out of the girl's pussy you ejaculated into.

"I busted a fat nut in her mouth and made her swap cum with her friend."

by IceWarm March 15, 2006

stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

by Eugence March 19, 2006

Tennessee Taco Swap

When two female cousins are doing a 69 on each other.

I heard that Tina and Jenny pulled a Tennessee Taco Swap last night when they were drunk.

by Cummins July 14, 2006

swap

(FINANCE) a type of financial derivative which two parties "swap," or exchange, the streams of income (or payments) from two different sources. The actual instrument is created by a third party, such as an investment bank.

The most familiar version of the swap is the interest rate swap, in which the holder of a fixed rate loan and the holder of an adjustable rate loan agree to exchange revenue streams.

The variety of swaps available is massively greater than with options or futures; essentially, swaps exist for every arbitrage opportunity that any combination of markets provides; the market for swaps is huge.

BILL: Why do firms buy swaps? Why don't they just sell the loans they have to other banks, or whatever?

ANNA: One is that swaps are a method of hedging risk; you hold the bond in case the price goes up, but you buy interest rate swaps to protect against having average rates in your portfolio that are two high or two low.

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

National swap genders day

National gender day is On November 25 everyone Swap genders.Girls act like boys. Boys act like girls. Whether it means dressing like the opposite gender if you want to go the extra mile.

Person 1:Hey are you ready for National Swap Genders day.

Person 2:What’s that?

Person 1: On November 25 everyone swaps genders.Girls act like boys.Boys act like girls.

by Genderequality56 November 21, 2019