Orgasmically Swiss

An adjective used to describe something that is sexually "cool" or "desired" and is of extremely high quality. Since the Swiss make such high quality and durable products (i.e Swiss Army Knife) saying something is "orgasmically swiss" is expressing the awesome nature of such a sexual and high quality noun.
Bro that $25 condom with extra lube and built in vibrator is so orgasmically Swiss.
by Monsieur Syfillus March 17, 2011
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swiss goggles

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly in oral sex)and the male takes his testicles a.k.a balls and lays them on the eyes of his partner: a really shitty local band with 4 stupid assholes.
holy shit , she likes the balls on her eyes

you guys suck
by Saunders January 01, 2004
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Swiss Bowling

The act of shitting in each hole of a bowling ball then passing it to your friend to take his shot.
there are many side affects of this technique of bowling, for instance. he can throw the poo covered bowlingball at you - not very nice
or he could continue to recieve a swiss strike!
the strike will be glorious, and shitty.
Dev: coming bowlin l8a kedd ?
Roy : problyyy dev
Dev: Swiss Bowling yh ?
Roy: ragzzzz
by James Skitt January 01, 2008
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Swiss Lips

You've got swiss lips like a wizard's sleeve!

Oh baby, let me lick your swiss lips
by BelgianWalnut December 06, 2010
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Swiss roll

A Swiss roll is when a white women in black face is the center of a bukakke and when it is over everyone shits on her as she rolls around.
That was the nastiest Swiss roll I have ever seen.
by McGree February 09, 2010
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swiss cake

when a kid says swiss cake out loud and another kid runs up and pulls his pants around his feet a lifts the top of his dick and sucks his balls
kevin was so horny he yelled swiss cake in front of nick bennet and nick ran full blast to get him some
by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008
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swiss piss

My girlfriend said I could not swiss piss on her at the hotel, so I gave her some chocolate and proved her wrong.
by Assmassa December 18, 2008
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