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swedish cornhole

The act of eating meatballs while soaking in a tub of IcyHot while wearing a speedo
I have plans tonight that involves a Swedish cornhole
by Deycorli May 31, 2017
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swedish scarf

The Swedish Scarf is the act of performing the standing "69" position with a blonde that is choking her partner out with her hairy legs while being eaten out.
"Hey baby wanna let me wear your Swedish scarf?"
by Smdoff345 November 24, 2013
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swedish coffee

A type of preparation of coffee, most popular in Sweden, where a coffe cup is filled up less than half way, and a coin is dropped into the bottom. Then, vodka is poured into the coffee until the coin is visible.
Swedish coffee is a dangerous combination of vodka and caffeine.
by Lauraface August 10, 2007
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Swedish Love

Swedish Love is the definition of having sex and not saying a single word or touching each other during the process,

Therefor you cannot put your silky manly hands on the women you're showing Swedish Love to, only ram your cock in her ass and cum on the sheet, which has to be black.
"OMG Swedish Love is soooo romantic! I did it when i was sober and virgin, we didn't even talk or touch each other"
by rocketbuttfucker21106 November 20, 2017
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Swedish Logic

Systematic thinking process where you find a reason why something was not your fault, but rather the person who is blaming you for something. Only Swedish people can understand this higher level of thinking and it often confuses and irritate others
Normal guy: You droped my new phone you idiot
Swede: It was your fault so dont blame me
Normal guy: How so you fucking ass
Swede: If you would'nt have tried to take your phone back from me, I would'nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. So terefore it was your fault
Normal guy: Thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not Smart enough to handle
by usakakan January 25, 2011
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Swedish Eco

A swedish eco is a tactic used on multiple online games. It refers to spending little on military forces at the beginning to save resources later for a larger military buyout.
"I'm doing a swedish eco since i'm pretty safe at the moment"
by BauZk July 31, 2009
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