Sex Sweater

The imaginary sweater that keeps you warm after heated sex. Dependening on the weather, it usually only lasts about 15 minutes after sex.

Q- Aren't you cold?

A- No, I'm wearing my sex sweater.

by Owner of a Sex Sweater January 16, 2011

Sweater Puppies

Large, firm breasts.

That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!

by Slick Dick Lick/Gerber Baby June 18, 2004

sweater booty

A female who is trying to cloak their nice plump ass.

"Damn Jim! Look at that girl, she got sweater booty goin' on."

by Sushi Eater June 1, 2009

swensen

the word swensen can be limited by your imagination, u can replace and word and say swensen

i need to chuck a massive swensen

in normal words i need to chuck a massive shit

by perfessional word maker August 23, 2011

sneasel

The best fucking Pokemon ever

"You ever see Sneasel? What a champ that boi is.

by No Noses March 14, 2019

Sweater Melons

(n.) Breasts.

Britney Spears has fabulous sweater melons!

by Jack Flash December 11, 2003

teaching sweater

A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.

Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.

by Dan Himself July 27, 2006