by gjw79 June 30, 2017
Get the stool hoppermug. 
slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.
Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"
"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"
"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
by nordivisive August 12, 2025
Get the Paracord Stoolmug. stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.
so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019
Get the stoolmug. by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
Get the stool jewelsmug. a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
Get the long stoolmug. A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021
Get the Stool palacemug.