by Emmy stitchlover December 21, 2024
by Newuser436 April 27, 2024
The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.
Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021
A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
by Sexyman96 April 10, 2022
by Fawtmaster5000 July 24, 2022
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018