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rape stairs

a poorly lit stairwell in an out-of-the-way corner of a grungy parking lot that can only be defined as sketchy. So sketchy, in fact, that police tape blocks the entrance.
Jack: The elevator looks crowded, let's take the stairs.

Chris: You mean the rape stairs? It's a frickin' pitch black crime scene! If we don't fall and break our necks, we will at least be walking like Edward Norton after the shower scene in American History X!
by jayt5 December 14, 2009
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Stairway to Heaven

The song that unarguably proved that led zeppelin is better than Van Halen. Jimmy Page is God. Eddie Van Halen said Jimmy Page is God. The guitar solo at the end of the song is some of the best guitar work known to man; the only thing you can even begin to compare his shit to is Clapton and Hendrix...
some whiny, wanna be a rockstar, guitar hero playing bish:
"Man, I can play Guitar like Jimmy Paige! Stairway to Heaven doesn't have anything on my awesome riffs!"

Me: "If you could play guitar like Jimmy Paige, you would be famous and people would have fucking shrines to your honor in their house. And you wouldn't talk so much shit."
by Your friends at Pro-Logic II February 6, 2008
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Snair

Eminem had "snair" in his headphones.

Eminem song 'Cleaning Out My Closet' "Where's my snair?"
by Emmyidol August 15, 2010
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Stairgasm

The uber-intense feeling felt when listening to Jimmy Page's solo in "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin.
Dude I had such an intense Stairgasm right then when "Stairway to Heaven" played on the radio.
by Windyfellow February 5, 2009
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Phil Collins stairs

any flight of stairs that consists of 9 steps, so that when descended with the correct rhythm, plays the drum fill from Phil Collins' hit, 'In the air tonight'.
me: My new condo has two flights of Phil Collins stairs.
you: awesome! I'm coming over to try them.
by bigcraiginjax August 17, 2010
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Shairene

The most beautiful person you can ever meet, inside and out. She is the type of person who will stays with you through your darkest days. She is introvert so she only have a few friends. She loves chocolate so much and gifts. She will help you with your academic activities. She loves to explore new adventures. She loves calm sea and mountain. She appreciates small things and will give you ice cream when you cry. She loves music and most of all she's a loyal person. So if you have a shairene, you must protect that girl at all cost.
Person 1: I really want to meet someone like shairene
Person 2: I know right!! She always know what to do and is not a kill joy person.
by your greatest lover November 23, 2021
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Stairwellian

The clinically insane inhabitants of a Stairwell, hell bent on chaos, anarchy, and the pursuit of Root beer.

Founded in 2003 at a Bear Creek High school, the Stairwellians main habitat is in a Stairwell. They strive to be different, with a passion like no other. They may be a friendly grouping of clinically insane people, but if upset with there surroundings they may perform a ritual known only as a Stairwellian Rebellian. The daily lives of a Stairwellian is to meet in the morning outside there stairwell, then proceeding to salute and hug each other they proceed to be late for class. The Stairwellians meet once again at lunch period where they talk and discuss various events during the day. Once again after proceeding to class late, they meet outside the stairwell at the conclusion to the day and bid there farewells. The ideal food for a Stairwellian is raw cookie dough and root beer, also an occasional Hump Day Buffet. Please be forewarned when approaching a Stairwellian, for there is a high probability of being hugged and/or licked.
Oh my, there goes one of those Stairwellians.

The Kid's in the stairwell, there the stairwellians.
by CrimsonBlood March 6, 2005
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