Stairgasm 

The uber-intense feeling felt when listening to Jimmy Page's solo in "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin.

Dude I had such an intense Stairgasm right then when "Stairway to Heaven" played on the radio.

Stairgasm by Windyfellow February 5, 2009

Staircase 

A ramp with teeth

Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!

Staircase by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 18, 2019

starcasm 

a extremely unstable gamergirl rumored to be a cat she is possessive and addictive . said to be uber mysterious and sexy in a way thats hard to describe.

oh invite starcasm to the raid if you want it to be unforgettable

starcasm by NotBroclee July 6, 2018

Stairmaster 

A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.

Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.

Stairmaster by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014

staircase wit

thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head

from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave

My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."

I muttered something like "Well it's not".

What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."

staircase wit by Mandingoe July 14, 2004

Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

Shit staircase by dirtydom February 20, 2010

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008