St. Marcellinus 

A catholic secondary school located in the heart of Mississauga. The school reinforces catholic values every morning through prayer, although most of people aren't catholic or don't give a flying fuck. The cafeteria food is lacking, and made by European F.O.B's. The demographics include Black & Asian.... oh and the odd white person. The school is still awesome, because nobody wants to go to Mississauga Secondary School.

"Billy goes to St. Marcellinus, I heard it was a pretty rad school"

St. Marcellinus by PsycoClam February 1, 2013

St. Pirates' Day 

1. Occurs annually on April 6.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.

On Wednesday April 6, 2005 I celebrated st. Pirates' Day with a handle of Captain Morgan's and by stealing a car.

St. Pirates' Day by Michael Huffstetler April 6, 2005

st. louis boiler room 

When you insert a Cadbury cream egg into the anus of a man, crack it by flexing the sphincter, and fart the contents of the cream egg onto another man's face.

Me and Gary got drunk at the bar on Easter and I gave him a St. Louis boiler room!

st. louis boiler room by Feltcher's cream March 18, 2014

St. Peter High School

St. Peter High School is known around the OT area for its crack addicts and heavy black tar heroin abuse. but St. Peter High School's most notable act was from its star football kicker Jackson, using Rohan's head as a football to score a game-winning kick straight into the concrete sidewalk.

Person 1: Yo fam what school do you go to?

Person 2: St. Peter High School, the best school ever.

Person 1: You get kicked in the head, cause your talking nonsense.

St. Peter High School by Brampton #1 October 6, 2019

St James' 

You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Farnworth/ Newbury area where a compulsory 5 years of a teenagers life are wasted.

While strolling along the corridors of St James' you may come across some of the following paracites:
'Roadmen'- A reminder of what the failure of tomorrow's generation will look like. You will typically find a roadman trying to act 'hard' by showing off infront of his fellow roadman by taking (and dealing) drugs in F- Block Lavotories. A roadman's vocabulary is very small and not very complex, yet no one ever really knows how to reply. Their most used phrases are "what you sayin' ", "my G", and "ched".
Walking Wotsits- The lowest form of human being found on this planet. These are often shallow, pathetic creatures, attempting to be unique and special by acting drunk and/or high as a kite on a Friday night 'sesh'.
The slag- a girl who has her legs so wide apart she makes the channel tunnel look insignficant. They hang out with about a quarter of the school and always laugh/talk really loudly so everyone can see how oh so popular they are.

"Off to the shit hole tomorrow"
"St James's?"

St James' by Stjamesyear11 December 11, 2019

St Thomas Network 

The stream of ejaculatory fluid seeping from woman to woman to woman which eventually leads back a few dudes at Carlson Business College

"We'll get you an InTeRnShIp & JeOB while at sT tHoMas! All through the St Thomas Network!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all you have to do is pay 40k$ and read about SJW and business EThIcS! We haAve GReaT, SaLieNt MaJorS!"

"I guess I better bring my rain boots....sigh..."

St Thomas Network by BasedDe September 17, 2020

St. Louis Slingshot 

Masturbating and pulling back the penis while tea-bagging your partner. Then as you orgasm you let your penis flop down striking the person in the face and spreading goo all over.

Whilst a young lady is enjoying a teabag session. The courteous male would hold his phalice out of the way so he can see her pretty smile. He continues to masturbate until orgasm and as he reaches his climax, he lets go of his penis slapping the young lass right in the eye delivering a perfect st. louis slingshot. OOOOH, that's gonna leave a mark. Welcome to St. Louis.

St. Louis Slingshot by arhandjeo April 7, 2008