Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose

Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward

by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023

Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get

Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome

by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023

Squidward

A half chub that male gains while playing basketball.

Hey Mark, sweet Squidward you got going on, hope it helps with your free throws.

by RaptorCouch November 2, 2019

Smexy Squidward

The most elegant sea babe in the universe. If anyone were to have such luck to see this mystical being they would have eternal life and nothing bad would ever happen to them. They would get all the wealth they wanted and everyone would love them. Nobody has ever been so lucky to have seen this shining creature besides the all-powerful bruh frog and Bob Ross. Smexy Squidward is too powerful for eyes and if you look at him without protection you may die from shock for you cannot believe that there's something so beautiful and divine. It is impossible to find a creature more beautiful because no such thing exists. And if you are ever to question his powerfulness, beauty or smexiness you will be cursed with the worst possible punishment.

Everyone: "Smexy Squidward is the hottest creature in the universe!"
Criminal: "No he isn't I am!"
Judge: " This criminal has done the worst crime possible and shall be put to death this evening! If anyone wants to agree with them they shall also be punished the same way!"

by Sloth Bruh December 8, 2020

The Squidward

When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.

"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."

by Levi Spencer January 23, 2021

Annoy Squidward day

On January 15th, it’s National annoy squidward day!

P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?

P1: do you know what today is?

P2: Annoy squidward day?

P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021

Annoy Squidward Day

On January 15th, it’s annoy Squidward day!

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?

P1: do you know what today is

P2: annoy Squidward day?

P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021