two of spades

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.

Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".

by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007

spaded lady / ies

A term for a woman or women that fuck black men only. Sometimes they will get a tattoo of a black spade marking them out to black guys as being blacked only

Jane walked into the bar - exposing her tattooed ankle of a black spade she sat down next to 3 blackmen , one of the black guys nudged his friend and whispered "hey, shes a spaded lady / ies"

by Hephaestus June 28, 2007

spaded

to be drunk and high at the same time. Pretty much means wasted to a whole new level to the point were you dont know what ur doing

damn nigga i was so fuckin spaded last night it was fuckin awesome!

by shoot_to_kill_records February 23, 2009

Spade

The personification of the Speed Limit 55 Sign; a character originating from the Signhumans

Spade is a confident and goofy man who is friends with Rod and Railo

Spade is an avid fan of Quandale Dingle

by inRodWeTrust March 8, 2023

Golden Spade

A person who is relentless and persistent in the art of tuning and general lurking

Mate: "James' lurking is relentless tonight, he is always on the tune"
Me: "Dude, he's the Golden Spade"

by Keg JD October 14, 2012

purple spade

The nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem

Person 1 - "hey dude I heard you're dating that one girl "
Person 2 - "yeah her names tea"
Person 1- "she's such a purple spade man"

by Bananamuffin256 July 21, 2017

spadge

To slap someone in the face with your schlong.

She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

or

He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.

by Tex56789 May 11, 2006