Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004

break'em from sucking eggs

A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.

Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .

"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"

A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs

by 9krome June 4, 2011

fucking and sucking

Most commonly found in amatuer pornography, fucking and sucking refers to penetration of all holes (or just two, there can simply be anal, or simply vaginal).


basically, the male pornstar gets pussy or ass, then finishes by getting blown. Often, the female is left cumfaced.


Besides fethishes, fucking and sucking is the most rewarding (monetarily) pornography.

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by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

cock-sucking cowboy

in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.

also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.

(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"

(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."

by save_ferrets May 13, 2004

Sucking Hind Titty

1.In the animal kingdom, the runt of the litter gets stuck with the tit closest to the ass of the animal. Which has the least amount of milk in it.Therefore the meaning has evolved into human terms as to get the shitty end of the stick, to get leftoversor to be the last in line.

Alvin was in on the gang bang but he ended up Sucking Hind Titty.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

squcking

The act of fornicating with a female from the rear in a manner that requires the male adopt a bent knee, or squatting position. Prevalent among couples with large discrepancies in height.

My legs were tired from an hour of squcking, and at this point I was just pissed in general, so I may or may not have mistakenly "missed" my target in favor of her number 2.

by squckman August 17, 2010