Hobo Slide

hobo Slide |ˈhōˌbō - slīd|
noun ( pl. -boes or -bos)
verb ( past slid |slid|) intrans.
accidentally sliding on a homeless persons feces on a sidewalk or public place; an act that brings one closer to being a hobo.
• trans. move along a surface on feces in such a way : she slid on the crap on the sidewalk.
• change gradually to a worse condition or lower level : the countries economy is on a hobo slide: he grew a beard and has holes in his shirt, he's on a hobo slide.
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: an Indian girl in San Francisco muttered the words to a friend as she attempted to eat ice cream.
PHRASES
let something slide negligently allow something to deteriorate : The dude had tape on his glasses, he's on a hobo slide.
by Frankybobanky April 20, 2009
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Fn-Slide

The act of pushing the Fn key on a keyboard with one hand, then running your other hand across the row with the function keys (F1, F2...). Whatever options are bound to those keys will all be triggered at once. This works best on laptops, as the function keys do things like lock the computer, change screen size, and alter wireless configuration. This often causes destruction to the user's computer, for hilarious effect.
Person 1: What's on your computer?
*leans in, fn-slides, flees*
Person 2: What the fuck! What did you do?
*computer attempts to resize the screen, turn on num lock, hibernate, lock workstation, and change contrast*
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Cersei Slide

The act of surreptitiously sidling past two combatants as they are about to engage in mortal combat, knowing full well that at least one of them has reasonable cause to cut you.
James caught his wife cheating with his best friend, but that bitch did the Cersei Slide while they were both distracted.
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slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.
Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.
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Sliding Door

The term a sliding doors moment became a term popularised in the late 20th-century meaning seemingly inconsequential moments that nonetheless alter the trajectory of future
I chose to have my child and gave up my career. In hindsight that was a defined sliding door moment.

Princess Diana's last minute decision to make a trip to Paris was a defined sliding door decision
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slide of pride

Refers to someone returning to his/her residence after unplanned sex one night. Walk of shame or similar circumstance. More often used for men than women, but it applies to both.
I caught John on a slide of pride this morning!

Suzy's slide of pride was great today!
by LHK May 17, 2006
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Elmo slide

A dance, commonly done by Elmo. Like the Cha-Cha slide but for small children.
Teacher: What should we do for recess?
Small children: The Elmo Slide!
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