Red Skelton

Without a doubt, Red Skelton is one of the funniest comedians of all time, along with Bill Cosby, Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin. Some of his best known characters include Freddie the Freeloader, Sheriff Deadeye, George Appleby, San Fernando Red, Cookie the Sailor, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and, of course, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, the two seagulls.

"So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless." Red Skelton's phrase at the end of each show.

by Bionicle718 June 27, 2007

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Spooky Scary Skeletons

1. The meme that gets revived every Spooktober (October)

2. The song that most people only care about on October/Halloween

Its October, time to listen to Spooky Scary Skeletons

by Squid2403 October 3, 2018

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St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.

Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.

by steve_rogers_is_dead September 27, 2007

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Skeletoe

A Cameltoe on a crack skinny bitch

Look at the Skeletoe on that crack whore....it looks like a couple of book ends

by JimLaps November 3, 2009

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Skeletronism

The one true religion, worshipping Skeletron from Terraria. You can challenge him by talking to the old man in the temple and our lord will smite you!

Person 1: are you religious

Person 2: I am, I worship the great Skeletron! I’m part of the religion of Skeletronism

by Frankel DDOS February 22, 2019

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