jitter shitter

Someone who inexplicably feels the need to poop whenever they are nervous.

Bob is always in the bathroom before a test; he's a total jitter shitter.

by Brianbratcher February 14, 2015

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

shittered

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!

Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered

by amh4424 December 17, 2008

Shirt Shitter

somebody who wears a shirt without understanding the reference

guy #1: (sees guy wearing Led Zeppelin shirt) you listen to Zeppelin?

guy #2: what's Zeppelin?

guy #1: wow you suck. try not to be such a shirt shitter.

by katyperryishot March 3, 2011

milk shitter

It means, to ooze jizz out of your asshole

Keep fucking around and I’m going to make you swallow your fucking words, fucking white milk shitter.

by שואה (sheckles) August 4, 2015

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008