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What the seal 

What the seal is an english expression used in french.
A ''Seal'' in french is called a ''Phoque'' and the pronunciation
is the same as the word ''Fuck''...

We also use What the Morse, What the Otarie, and all the different mammal that looks like a seal...
Guy1: What the Seal is that?!

Guy2: The hat? OHHHH its the placenta i grew up in!
Guy1: WHAT THE SEAL EXPOSED IN 100000000000
What the seal by SEALER26 April 9, 2010

Navy Seal 

HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide that many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world.
When it absolutely positively has to be taken out overnight, Call 1-800-US NAVY SEALS

Admit Nothing...Deny Everything...Make Counter-accusations
Navy Seal by DEVGRU August 3, 2004

the golden seal 

The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.
Dont break The Golden Seal- you'll be going all night!
the golden seal by Lulabelle Wood October 29, 2007

crack the seal 

to open a new pint of lean
damn bruh, i just copped a cruiser im bout to crack the seal
crack the seal by 713boomin September 22, 2015

The Navy SEAL 

This is an intimidation technique that is primarily used to keep a woman quiet when she is being too loud during the throws of passion. You wrap your strong arm around her neck and grab her chin and jaw, and then cover her mouth with you weak hand. You then say to her: "If you dont shut the fuck up, I will snap your neck". If this doesnt shut her up then nothing will. Besides actually doing it.....
I was railing this chick at her house the other night, but I didnt realize her mom was across the hall. When I found out, I had to give that girl The Navy SEAL to make sure I didnt get caught.

Navy Seal 6 

The only people to ever find Osama bin Laden
" hey, you wanna play hide and seek?"
"sure, but I'm Navy Seal 6!"
"shit
Navy Seal 6 by Osama basher June 2, 2011