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scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021
mugGet the scp-666.5-Jmug.

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀
by dr.die October 7, 2021
mugGet the SCP-911-Jmug.

ugly scp tato

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SCP

I'm about to play SCP video game.
by YourNeighbourhoodStreetsign. August 10, 2022
mugGet the SCPmug.

Wienersam scp

A very scary SCP often lives in sweden and hunts for gay black people under the bridges .He also loves exploding bridges and buildings .
by Mhd wesam April 5, 2023
mugGet the Wienersam scpmug.

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