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There are two types of science deniers.
1) Those darn Christian conservatives who refuse to listen to an angry little Swedish girl, yelling about how we must panic.
2) The average atheist liberal who is a materialist, and believes only things that are physical/tangible/made of matter exist who (in order to remain logically consistent) are forced to deny that science exists.
1) Those darn Christian conservatives who refuse to listen to an angry little Swedish girl, yelling about how we must panic.
2) The average atheist liberal who is a materialist, and believes only things that are physical/tangible/made of matter exist who (in order to remain logically consistent) are forced to deny that science exists.
1) If you don't believe in global warming you are a science denier.
2) If you don't believe science exists, because it isn't physical, you are a science denier.
2) If you don't believe science exists, because it isn't physical, you are a science denier.
by MormonJudy January 24, 2020
Get the Science Denier mug.'Star Wars' is not science fiction; it's a big dumb fantasy movie about space wizards. 'The Matrix' is not science ficiton either; it's a comic book action movie with a pretentious pseudo-philosophy thrown in. What then, constitutes science fiction? A piece that actually cares about the plausibility of its ideas; a rarified sub-set of literature and cinema to be certain.
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It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.
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It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.
Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.
"Booya losers! Guess whose science dick just grew ten inches!" -Albert Einstein, upon discovering general relativity
"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist
"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist
"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
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