socks and sandals

A footwear combination worn only by the fashion-challenged.

If it's hot enough for sandals, it's too hot to wear socks.

If it's cold enough to wear socks, it's too cold for sandals.

by memuir August 19, 2004

Lesbian Adventure Sandals

Hiking sandals commonly worn by lesbians. They are worn even if there is no mountain or river in sight. I'm talking about lesbians and their love for Chacos.

If you look closely, that lesbian is not simply wearing Chacos. She is wearing Lesbian Adventure Sandals, and her destination is the farmer's market.

by dachronik August 1, 2011

black sandals

A word used to refer to a group of physically attractive or "hott" freshmen (9th graders).

yo robby d, we got some black sandals comin' up behind us man

by L1ghtning October 19, 2006

bonsai sandals

an advertisement found often on urban dictionary. you may see it right now. they are comfy. and for men and women apparently.

Fraser wears Bonsai Sandals.

by Fraser_the_Lumberjack November 21, 2007

golden sandals

When a chick is giving a blow job she starts urinating on your feet.

"Dude, i was getting head from some chick and all of a sudden she starting giving me golden sandals!"

by bradog August 25, 2006

scandalous

Any hot gossip, news, or revealing secrets. Something is scandalous if it's worth passing on to someone else.

-Just wait until our little plan to humiliate Gams is a success.
-Oh, that will surely be scandalous!

by Sadester May 30, 2006

Sandal Slap

When your roommate slaps you with a sandal in a fit of rage and you are hammered, so it feels like a little girl patting you on the back.

WOAH!! did that kid just Sandal Slap his roommate in his jammies?!

by Random Roommate 69 November 21, 2011