The Sasquatch Effect

Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.

Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"

Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"

Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."

by Pink Harmonica February 04, 2011

Mini Sasquatch

When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick

Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.

by Broken Tri-pod December 09, 2019

sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 09, 2018

Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.

My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.

by Everythingzen February 28, 2015

sasquatch snatch

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.

guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"

by TheCheesecakeGuru March 07, 2012

Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco

Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.

by Benji5150 November 06, 2008

Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain

Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga

by Sexual Alien March 07, 2018