socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017

sandesh

The whitest Indian your will ever meet

Your such a Sandesh

by RiceKillerArmy January 13, 2017

sands

a one syllable abbreviation for sandwich.

Also spelled sans

damn yo, that chicken sands your mom made tasted like shit.

by bmojo July 3, 2007

Ghandi's Sandals

Something that is especially dry or crusty.

"Her fish mitten were dryer than Ghandi's Sandals"

by Gary Benton October 18, 2006

sadasa

the theme song to Paris and Nicole's bus trip around the US. the name of their band and their one and only single back when they were bff. its the theme and symbol of their friendship that is meant to be lifelong. it reminds us all the friendships should never end...and you should spell them FRIANS and not friEND...cause friendship should never end.

"sadasaaaaaaaaaa Sadassssssssssssa Sadasaaaaaaaa"

by sally sue lou August 24, 2006

sandal

A group of white uncles

Did you see that sandal over there?
-Yeah, my uncle is there too!

by Ricc999 March 3, 2018

Compton Sandcastle

When you sutff a garbage can until you can absolutely fit no more in it, and when you go to throw it in a dumpster upside down, the bag stays on the can, but the garbage itself goes into the dumpster, but comes out like sand from a bucket at the beach.

I took the trash out to the dumpster and made a Compton Sandcastle.

by notfunnyhahafunnyqueer February 21, 2011