Rube

A person who unnecessarily complicates matters. An homage to Rube Goldberg, an early 20th century cartoonist who satirized such tendencies.

Man 1: Hey, how do I get to the Citgo?
Man 2: Yeah, well. See those trees down there? Take a left after the trees, then go past the brick buildings for about half-a-mile and take your next right. Once you hit a stop light, get in the left lane and turn left. The road will kind of veer right and then you'll see a church and after that you'll see the Citgo, on the right.
Man 1: So... Left, right, left, right?
Man 2: Uhh, yeah.
Man 1: Thanks. (Underbreath: F*ckin' Rube.)

by theflagshopisoutofstock August 11, 2010

Rube

A person who is easily distracted by shiny objects, fire engines, or puppies. This refers to the famous pitcher Rube Waddell who was easily distracted during games.

That guy is such a Rube. He cant pay attention to anything.

by Rabitt Fat September 25, 2009

Rube

A term which refers to a monetary unit. Usually used for a shady deal. However, can also be used to sound cool around your friends. (Comes from root of the word "ruby")

"I've got a couple rubes that says you can't land that trick"

"How much?" "30 rubes, you got it?"

by Jerry Berlin December 17, 2012

rubear

someone called robert

Alright Rubear

by Joonan October 8, 2003

Rube

A Rectangular Cuboid, Rectangular Prism or Rectangular Cube.

"I spend most of my day stuck in this rube"

by Brendan Rose January 5, 2010

Rubang Land

The place where all the gangstas go.

"Yo, man, I dunno about you, but I'm going down to Rubang Land!"

by Mr. Marymooper V Dörbendeicher October 6, 2008

rubasturbate

the combination of rubbing out and masturbating, which is to sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area. (credit to Jan)

Ryne, while laying on his bed, decided to rubasturbate while thinking of Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2.

by Dweller20198 May 20, 2010