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Jesus Republican

n. & a. 1. n. A conservative christian who believes there is one way, the right way; believes that certain behaviors or choices are unsound; sees no contradiction in their choices as they are founded in scripture. 2. a. A negative term used to describe someone who sees everything in black and white and doesn't mind pushing their agenda on anyone who opposes their paradigm.
He's such a Jesus Republican, he's always going on about how evil abortion is, but he supports the war on Iraq and thinks the death penalty is a good thing. I thought the taking of life was immoral?
by Lazarus 01 February 24, 2009
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job killing Republicans

When respondents over sixty reported they could quit their jobs if they would no longer need a job, just for the Health Care it provided, Republicans decided that the new health care plan could be considered a "Job Killer".
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.

If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.
Reporter; "I hope those listening understand when the Republicans say “job killing” they simply mean that any bill sponsored by Democrats that turns out to be successful would kill jobs of lobbyists for the healthcare industry. So, if you care about America, if you care about creating jobs for healthcare lobbyists, support the job-killing bill which ends health care and thus places more people at the mercy of healthcare companies. Right?"

Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'

Reporter; "job killing Republicans"
by the Toad March 16, 2011
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Welfare Republican

a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.
Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.
by Sir Ludes McCracken March 1, 2011
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Republican

There are many definitons for a republican:


1-A lousy, no good hick who thinks that killing other people in other countries for no justifible reason.

2-Likes stealing money from the poor, to make the rich richer.

3- Thinks that god should be involved in everything, even though seperation of church and state is a law in the united states

4-Believes that NO woman should have a right over her body, because god forbid your one day pregnant, and you just cant do it becAUse GOD IS GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL!! AHHH!!

5- likes to put own country in more danger by putting us into war

6- discriminitve against gays
ie- pigheaded bush
ie- condoleeza rice
ie- vice president
by lanie024 September 2, 2005
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Republicant

Modern slang for a member of the U.S. Republican political party. The added "t" is a reference to the motion picture "Blade Runner", a movie set in a near-future dystopia where synthetic humans known as "replicants" go on a homocidal rampage in search for extended life (read: salvation).
Republicants are people, and that scares me.
by Bananaramarosannadanna April 12, 2007
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Republican diplomat

by jesster79 January 14, 2005
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republican

An itching painful mass of enlarged veins found in red swollen anal tissue.

Also called Hemorrhoids.
Maybe if you wiped the shit off of your ass those fucking Republicans would go away.
by Davied January 29, 2007
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