the biggest load of bullshit EVER. something that stupid fuckers follow with NO LOGIC because they are scared of life and death and they like to be assholes to anyone who disagrees with them
Religious fag: hey wanna waste your life and lie to yourself?
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!
by Matt the metal head March 25, 2008
Get the religion mug.The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.
example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.
example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.
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..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005
Get the religion mug.by Zak November 15, 2003
Get the religion mug.Something made up a very long time ago to give the collective idiots of the world something to live for and believe in. Imagine believeing in something that never existed, a fictional "person" that secretly watched your every move and waited to judge you when you died!!! Whoever thought this up must have died of laughter!!!
christians, catholics, jews, buddhists, muslims..............
If "god" really were real, then which of them is right??? Why wouldnt a real god reveal the truth to the people he supposedly loved so much? How does he justify suffering and disease?
For that matter, satan and all its incarnations are tied directly to these sham institutions, and therefore void. Without supreme good, there is no supreme evil.
Its all a big lie, people. The Big Lie.
If "god" really were real, then which of them is right??? Why wouldnt a real god reveal the truth to the people he supposedly loved so much? How does he justify suffering and disease?
For that matter, satan and all its incarnations are tied directly to these sham institutions, and therefore void. Without supreme good, there is no supreme evil.
Its all a big lie, people. The Big Lie.
by Darrin March 1, 2004
Get the religion mug.by robsayfuckthesystem December 16, 2008
Get the Religion mug.A set of beliefs (usually to do with something supernatural) that serve as explanations such as; what made the world, what happens after death and how the world will end.
Unfortunately, even though there are 11,000 religions out there, people tend to judge all of them by the major ones, especially Christianity.
Unfortunately, even though there are 11,000 religions out there, people tend to judge all of them by the major ones, especially Christianity.
Kyle: Religion is a load of bullshit for the weak minded. All it does is cause homophobia and war and tell people they're going to hell if they don't do what they say. It's a money making scam. Jesus wasn't real and neither is God. Evolution proves it is wrong.
Jake: Dude, I follow Taosim. We haven't started crusades or witch hunts, we haven't killed gays and we don't believe in Hell. As for the God, Jesus and evolution thing, that's really ignorant because you've used religion as a blanket term for "Christianity". What have I done to deserve all this hate? Because honestly I'm getting sick of it and so are all the other non-Christian religious people out there. Check your facts before making up bullshit stories before judging us all by the abrahamic religions. In fact, check your facts on the abrahamic religions too because a lot of stuff you've said about them is bullshit aswell.
Kyle: Yeah well, dipshits like me tend to speak before they think.
Jake: Dude, I follow Taosim. We haven't started crusades or witch hunts, we haven't killed gays and we don't believe in Hell. As for the God, Jesus and evolution thing, that's really ignorant because you've used religion as a blanket term for "Christianity". What have I done to deserve all this hate? Because honestly I'm getting sick of it and so are all the other non-Christian religious people out there. Check your facts before making up bullshit stories before judging us all by the abrahamic religions. In fact, check your facts on the abrahamic religions too because a lot of stuff you've said about them is bullshit aswell.
Kyle: Yeah well, dipshits like me tend to speak before they think.
by Kikira May 27, 2008
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