religion

a belief in something spiritual that cannot be proved

Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism are very popular religions.

by me August 10, 2004

religion

The, in my opinion, TRUE plague and scourge of the Earth.


...Not much else I can say that hasn't already been said...

OMG RUN!!! IT'S RELIGION!!! AHHH *is consumed by unescapable darkness*

Is "unescapable" even a word? Meh, who cares.

by The God of all you know. February 23, 2005

religion

the biggest load of bullshit on the planet.

Bill stop going to church you retard. Religion is bullshit.

by EIiiTE HiiTMAN March 13, 2009

religion

A way of thinking, often a way of life for many in which the person sets his beliefs upon something extravagant and logically unrealistic.
Popular religions
Christianity, Satanism, Nihilism, Girl-Pimping

praise be to god for the pain he has caused us

by larstait October 8, 2003

religion

A bunch of bullshit.

I tried studying religion but then realized it was a load of shit.

by George W. Bush is a douchebag August 6, 2006

Religions

Very large (usually popular) cults.

"'Stupid religions'she said, as she masterbated to the bible."

by DieJebusDie August 19, 2003

religion

1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.

Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse

by Moo May 25, 2003