fuck receipt

children; the offspring of previous sexual encounters and relationships; kids in tow

I met this hot chick and would have gone for it if not for all her fuck receipts.

by focker_de_tocqueville January 4, 2009

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes

Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.

by ss22b March 5, 2011

cum receptacle

In reference to an anus or vagina that has had so much semen deposited in it that it would seem to be the worlds dumping ground for sperm.

That guy has had so many cocks in his ass, he's such a dirty cum receptacle

by Todd Higgins November 10, 2006

Recessionanol

The distilled corn added to gasoline by government mandate, causing increased food prices, poor gas mileage and ultimately a big shot in the foot for every american.

With the economy tanking we should get rid of recessionanol!

Help! Where can I find gasoline without recessionanol?

A truly capitalist, free market economy would never mandate recessionanol.

Recessionanol was supposed to make the air cleaner, but it doesn't work because cars are still burning the same or more petrolium with the corn.

by Dave W1 January 24, 2008

Recessionista

A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.

She's superstylish, always able to buy a round of drinks and still seems to be wearing a new outfit every time you see her. She's a recessionista, that New York marvel who's a magnet for a good deal. And in this economy, she's got a lot to teach us.

by Kaylea Livingston October 17, 2008

recession

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working

My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters March 21, 2009

Recess Monkey

A Recess monkey is a whore like female specie which participates in nasty hardcore sex. Typically these "recess monkey" creatures love to go to disney land to attract costumers. Usually contain a wide collection of STD's such as herpes,aids,and many which can be transferred from activities by jungle plant during recess. Often they participate in bukake events.

Wyatt: what did he say?
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake

by Nikolai bukake September 15, 2010