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Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023
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randall

a sporty and judgy dude who is indepandant and always believes they are right
boy 1: i cant believe i came 2nd
randall: i told you my technique would work
by Tufts University America August 9, 2023
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Randal Ivory

Hes a neurotic,adventurous little guy,who is probably chronically online.Hes from the hit web series RANFREN.He's probably gay.
Jeffrey:Hey Charlissa,Ever heard of Ranfren?.

Charlissa:What No?

Jeffrey:Theres this guy named Randal ivory okay....BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.And thats the lore!.
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood July 31, 2024
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Randal Ivory

Hes a neurotic,adventurous little guy,who is probably chronically online.Hes from the hit web series RANFREN.He's probably gay.
Jeffrey:Hey Charlissa,Ever heard of Ranfren?.

Charlissa:What No?

Jeffrey:Theres this guy named Randal ivory okay....BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.And thats the lore!.
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood July 31, 2024
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Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG
Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.
I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.
by Yetiarms January 10, 2024
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randal tax

When you ram into another persons car with your own
I Randal taxed my grandpa and he raped me
by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023
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