Robert

A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell
by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018
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Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy
guy 1: Who that new kid

guy 2: he look like a bum

guy 1: must be a robert
by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 29, 2018
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A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.
Robert turned my kid skinny
by Didn’t do February 19, 2019
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An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything but in reality is just a Whitney little bitch.
Smart being: No one wants to hang out with Robert
Smart being 2: no shit
by Zirins December 11, 2019
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that no one likes yeet
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The type of man known for pulling more boys than girls. He is the only man in the universe known to have a big dick and still can’t pull no girls with it
I love you Robert-Javontae
by Filth God January 16, 2019
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A gay kid. He often flinches when a Jennifer throws a lunchbox at him. He’s bald and loves Minecraft. He also likes to poop his pants and throw it at people!💩
by Danica the devil November 17, 2017
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