ring of fire

What you call your anus when having explosive gas and/or diarrhea.

Also:
The feeling you get when your hemorriods become inflammed.

When you feel a flamming fart that singes your anus as it leaves the anal cavity.

by Amber & Tiffany March 13, 2004

Ring Around the Rosey

After anal sex, you lick around your partners asshole to clean it up

After Jeff and Phil did the dirty deed, Phil gave Jeff a Ring Around the Rosey so he would be clean for round two!

by Bigrow November 2, 2016

Ring Disease

A hot young woman who is unfortunately married.

Although Les has the Hots for Lisa she has Ring Disease.

by Les B. Labbauf June 4, 2004

ring stretcher

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

ring the post

v. In ice hockey, it means to barely miss a goal when a shot eludes the goaltender, yet deflects back into play after hitting either the left or right goalpost. A hard rubber puck shot at high velocity makes a "ringing" sound, much like that of a bell, when it hits the metal goalpost, thus "ring(ing) the post." You can also "ring the crossbar" if a rising shot hits the top bar connecting the goalposts. The goaltender is considered very lucky if he is bailed out by such an event.

Wisconsin would have beat Minnesota by an even greater margin if they didn't ring the post five times. Man their goalie is a great big sieve.

by What U. Waant May 18, 2006

Ring Peace

The period of calm directly after a particularly violent bout of diarrhoea.

Dude, I finally have ring peace now the burning shits from hell are gone, all is calm.

Word, time to dry those tears, homes.

by Greville Badger June 5, 2011

ring off

To disconnect, as at the end of a phone call when hanging up. "I'm going to ring off now..."

"I'm going to ring off now..."

by AndymanSF February 5, 2014