Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

Return to sender

When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.

That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.

by Happystream August 14, 2020

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018

Leftist returnism

When leftists return home to get their parents to pay for dental.

Out of that context, it’s cheap, leftist returnism.

by CoolDudery69 February 20, 2024

Mini no returns!

If someone sees a mini, they hit somebody else and say this.

Ooooh! Mini no returns!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 25, 2025

Canadian Return

When a task is not only difficult but time consuming.

My boss wants me to do a Canadian Return by make a line by line spread sheet of a shipping container full of stuff going back to Canada. But wants every single item listed and it’s country or origin.

by Willy de Kent July 7, 2025

Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012