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Render Fucked

A term for when you have so many things happening on your computer at a time that even opening a folder takes at least 20 seconds. This is most common with small computers or people who use a lot of high ram requiring programs at a time (ie: motion, color, final cut, photoshop, ect.)

The term derives from the process of "rendering" in which is most known from final cut. The rendering process is slow and makes your computer lag like a bitch, thus when you are doing multiple things on the computer, your getting "render fucked"
Guy 1- *On the phone* Dude! look up fat guy fail on youtube
Guy 2- I cant, i have final cut, motion, color, 12 tabs on safari, and i tunes running at the same time. Im getting render fucked
Guy 1- well then quit a few of your tabs.
Guy 2- no
by It happens to me all the time September 21, 2010
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the Redden

the redden is the act of penetrating someones sphinkter until it goes 'red', resulting in a deep rectal brusing, making life hard, especially after indian cuisine
Gary Brinkworth just copped a massive redden last night, consequently he has shat himself all day
by matthew king June 10, 2004
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Oral Reddenbacher

To get head from some chick while wearing a tub of popcorn over your junk.
Dude, that slut gave me Oral Reddenbacher while watching Finding Nemo.
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Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.
I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.
by giblettes August 2, 2008
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Redders

a midland expression of being warm or hot.
"oh mate im so Redders !"
by chrisaaas November 16, 2006
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inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"
bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011
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dutch rudder

when you grab another persons arm and jerk them off for them
by headshot0330 October 8, 2013
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