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Rebecca Black 

A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 40 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic. All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.
Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."

George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"

~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~

Fred: "(facing an empty auditorium) fuck...."
Rebecca Black by mean.queen April 11, 2011

rebecca black 

Girl who sang the song known as friday. Song that hit youtube Feb 10, 2011...over 48 million views and it sounds like shit with most of the video to be disliked cause it sounds like anyone could have made the lyrics...
young kid #1: hey did you hear that new song Friday its so awesome!

guy #1: Dude...whatever the fuck your name is, that song sounds like shit! Anyone couldve made those lyrics...but rebecca black is fucking hott!

guy #2: Dude I would Fuck that girl in the ass!

young kid #1 : (Ran home crying)

Rebecca Black 

A disturbing creature that contributed to 87% of suicides, which coincidentally happened to listen to "Friday" on YouTube prior to their death, in the Month of March 2011.
Did you hear about John?" "Yah, Rebecca Black got him.
Rebecca Black by snuggleopagus April 12, 2011

Rebecca Black 

Mrs.FRIDAY;a female who doesnt belong in the music industry; someone who is such a poor excuse of a music artist that she cant even autotune and has lyrics that are sooo pointless, take over ur mind, and states the obvious but apparently thts wat gets millions of idiotic pplz attention. AKA the future princess killer of all music.
i cant stand Rebecca Black!
Rebecca Black is the female Justin Bieber.
Rebecca Black by RIKIYA7804 April 10, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A young teenage girl whose been bullied by critiques and people because of her music video "Friday". She has more talent in her pinky finger than all of the people who said bad things about her do in their entire body. Out of all of this, she seems like a cool girl.
dude 1: Dude, Rebecca Black just wished me happy birthday on Twitter!

dude 2: Congrats man.
Rebecca Black by TravelingGuy August 19, 2011

Rebecca Black 

An amazing performer whom has recently release a new pop hit, titled Friday.

It has recently exploded over an anonymous website, which refuses to be named and the members can not get enough.
Friday is now up for a Grammy award and is possibly going to define the future of music.
Rebecca also has trouble making decisions.
I don't know if I should kick it in the front seat or sit in the back seat. REBECCA BLACK, HELP ME!