Quim

vulgar British slang for vulva, earliest recorded use:1785, the origins are uncertain, perhaps from the Spanish word 'quemar', which means 'to burn'

Sharon Stone flashed her quim at Michael Douglas, who appeared to enjoy the experience.

by emarie April 9, 2006

quimfer

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

by JH February 22, 2005

quimjob

The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim.

Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara gave me last night, she's such a fuckin cock slut

by Jonny Bell July 6, 2007

quieferette

when a girl or woman quief through their camel toe.

Guys:Eww look at that fat girl and her camel toe
Girl: Excuse me
Guys: She just quiefed through her camel toe she a quieferette

by Emoney Santos August 23, 2009

quifet

- a girl who is nice and cute and sexy but queefs to much the female verision of quifer

- an anoying girl

did you see brtney spears she was acting like a quifet yesterday

by rawr_candy April 23, 2010

Beaner Quief

When you are about to sneeze but it never comes out

A Beaner Quief is that feeling that you get right before you sneeze but you never sneeze and it lingers for a while

by jfurdigg May 21, 2010

quief

A fart emitted from the vaginal cavity of a woman's uterine wall.

when dorothy (a 74 year old female metrosexual with brown hair) and elliot are gettin' it on, she quiefs violently.

by Jammasta Lark November 25, 2003