queff

A bare ass fart on wood

Joey laughed to himself when he queffed on his grandfathers work bench.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Cunny-quaffer

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.

At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?

by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003

Quiefen

In the game scrabble, a Quiefen is a word invented by a player adding two letters to a 5 letter word in order to score mad points.

That's so not a word, I thought in the beginning of the game we agreed on no Quiefens

by moss420 June 16, 2011

quift

One who likes to smell other people's farts.

Jon was such a quift, he would take the elevator to the top floor, just so he could keep smelling Mike's lingering fart.

by Dayman107 August 21, 2013

quaff

quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).

She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.

by bjergen July 17, 2006

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

quif

also known as a pussy fart. a quif is were air gets into a pussy because of a jack hammer of a man pounding it. when he goes in and out fast air tends to sneak in and build up in a pocket. quifs dont usually acure unless they change positions. and when chicks do quif guys get turned of fast like seeing a hairy ass pussy. but its natural but still distasteful when your eating out a chick.

Guy: did u feel that earthquake?
Slut: nah i quif when im happy.

he was horible to bad i didnt quif to turn him off

as i went to change postions the worst of all worst things happened i quifed.

wow that quif semlt hella bad

by Small T July 5, 2006