quarter-wit

Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot.

He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit.

by Owain70 February 29, 2008

duece an a quarter

Another name for a Buick Electra 225.

"Damn dem twenty fo's clean on that duece and a quarter"

by Kevinrocks August 30, 2005

Friend Zone Quarterback

A guy that is stuck in the friend zone yet is still always making passes at his female friends but never getting sacked or sending it to the endzone.

A best friend of the opposite sex that has no chance of ever dating you but continues to tell you how much they are in love with you. This gets especially worse with intoxication, making for akward nights and in extreme cases, drunken proposals adn future wedding promises.

Sarah is looking good. She is no longer playing friend zone quarterback with Josh after losing all that wright this summer at fat camp. I saw him totally checking her out.

by Oyeboman May 14, 2011

lovers quarrel

When two lovers, sometimes of the same sex, get into a heated tiff over something petty, usually concluded with steamy intimacy as a result of such intense back and forth jabs.

Corey and Divyan ended their lovers quarrel with a long black. Coffee was then offered later.

by YourColleague May 31, 2018

quarterback chad

(n). Descriptive noun for a hunk of man meat with perfect hair and an empty brain. A dim-witted combination of the school quarterback, prom king, and guys named Chad. Can usually be found in the wild at fraternity houses, in camaro/bmw/H2s, and/or supplying unprovoked high fiving in drinking establishments. Ironically many of the species are actually named Chad.

That no-talent ass clown Keanu Reeves is a quarterback chad (johnny utah).

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

Quarter Pounce

While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he finally pounces on it.

Scottie: "HEY LOOK! A quarter!"
Old man: "Oh yeah look at that."
Scottie: "You better quarter pounce that!"
Old Man: "Oh yeah, I'll pounce all over that."

by goodnightlydz April 27, 2009

Quaranteed

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015