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The Quest

The search for someone to have a sexual experience with after months of celibacy either by choice or disfigurement.
by Cris Coy February 10, 2009
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woman trap question

A question to which there is no correct answer
"Was she prettier?"
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"

Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."
by Sid P May 1, 2007
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seal question

A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.
"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"
by daj198 January 26, 2010
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It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.
Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.
by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017
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Questie

Damn, that questie is a hater.
by livery April 7, 2009
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Quest For Fur

n: a fictitious pornographic video, supposedly filmed in the early 1980's, which fictional housewife Lois Griffin would have preferred to keep secret.

It was revealed in the episode "And I'm Joyce Kinney", (Season 9, Episode 9) by none other than Joyce Kinney herself.
Male 1: Dude, did you see Family Guy last night?!

Male 2: No, why, what happened?

Male 1: Lois was in a porno called Quest For Fur!
by GrammarHero January 17, 2011
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Vision Quest

Taking a long-duration hallucinogenic drug and going to a scenic area like a park or somewhere beautiful.
We took ayahuasca and went on a Vision Quest. This entailed wandering aimlessly through the woods. The demons in the trees guided us and we were never heard from again. (until we awoke on a bed of pine needles and wandered home)
by Caesar Weenis November 18, 2012
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