Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Punting Lolly

Another word for a slut or a prostitute.
This word is yet unknown to many so it is used like a codename in the hope that the girl doesn't know that she is being called a slut.

Friend 1: Omg that girl is a punting lolly
Friend 2: YEAH LOL
Girl: *Thinks* huh what does that mean? :S

by Knowitalllll March 26, 2013

pushing cloth

When you have to take a crap so fucking bad that you have a brown turtlehead smooshing up against your underwear

"Dude, I gotta shit so bad I'm pushing cloth over here."

by Jakomo Feena January 26, 2004

Putting on the Dog

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.

Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

Punting

rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)

Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!

by katost May 8, 2011