Professor Puma

An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.

I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!

by professor fuckrastinator April 17, 2011

puma

A puma refers to a male seeking out younger girls for sex and other things

Oh, he's just a puma. He only dates girls that are 5 years younger.

by imcoolerthanyouu August 24, 2010

puma, panther....cougar

The progression from late 20's single chick feeling desparate to 30's single chick looking desparate to full blown desparate and don't give a shit Cougar status

Puma, panther....cougar is the progression of "cougars in training"

Jessica and the other Pumas went to the wedding and got blanked by more experienced Panthers and Cougars and therefore went home alone. Again.

by woodypriscilla September 1, 2009

Puback

Pubic hairs that grow on one's back

Damn you see that chick over there? She's got some nasty puback!

I thought he was wearing a wool sweater, but it was puback.

by Jennygurl November 19, 2005

The Puma

A guy who is willing to fuck anyone. They take any opportunity they can get. They are willing to take it up the ass when asked. No one has ever seen them with a person above a 6. Normally they are extremely high or drunk.

Matt: " Bro the Puma came out last night !"
John: "Damn who did I fuck"
Matt: "You fuckef the eco-sexual"

by Zpackmn May 2, 2017

Pumbo

Slang for non music folk, People who are not musicians. People lacking any kind of musical talent.

"Oh you don't play anything? What a Pumbo."

by Winglesby3 October 25, 2012

puma

1. The puma is a type of big cat found in the Americas. Also known as a cougar, mountain lion, panther, catamount, or painted cat.

2. A connotation may be:
"A hott girl between the age of 25-35, 35-45 is a cougar"

I simply don't understand this. Puma and cougar are the exact same animal, so why is it two seperate age groups? Jesus people.

1a. "I jus' dun gone shot that thar puma. Right after it ate my gran'babies and raped my six wives."

1b. "Pumas are very interesting animals, but sometimes threaten modern civilization by not staying in the wild."

2. "Wow, look at those two sweltering cougars over therel!"
"No, Jeremiah, those are PUMAS."
"What the HELL is the difference?!"

by Snazzy Syro August 11, 2007