Pokemon Battle

The art of walking into your bedroom with your partner is naked while you are wearing a trainer hat like Ash Ketchum. You ejaculated on her face and say thay you gave her a Hydro Pump

I challenged Misty to a Pokemon Battle, my Blastoise beat her Bulbasaur using Hydro Pump

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016

playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

pokemonistic

Adjective,

Saying one's own name as the sole form of speech.
This is a reference to the kid's show, Pokemon, where the characters' oration consists of only their names.

The toddler's chatter was quite pokemonistic, as his name was the only word he knew.

by Chomoe January 1, 2008

ghetto pokemon

People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.

"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."

or

"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".

by Cionadh March 26, 2011

Pokemon polyamory

A particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in sexual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. Due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of sexual partners, their actions make them resemble a Pokemon trainer. Gotta catch 'em all!

An example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in Pokemon polyamory:

Guy 1: Dude, you're dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. What the hell?

Guy 2: Love is not a finite resource! Shut up!

Guy 1: Love is also not a game of Pokemon and you do not have to catch 'em all! Damn!

Guy 2: You are SO paleocultural.

Guy 1: I hate you.

by mr. pathogen July 1, 2008

pokemon

A cool game that should've just been left by itself. If the creators had ANY SENSE, they never would've made the gay show or the stupid card game to go along with it.

The pokemon games are cool. The show and cards are gay.

by Rachel June 5, 2004

pokemon

A very good video game and somewhat good card game. the only problem with it was the tv show. That's what fucked it up the most.
Video game: GOOD
Card game: it's ok
Tv show: GAY AND FUCKED UP

And another thing, DON'T MAKE THAT PIKACHU MASCOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy 1: pokemon would of been cool if the there werent for the show
Boy 2: you right.......

by bugmaster709 November 15, 2007