Puffer Fish

A guy/girl who appears to be skinny on social media with special angles and photo editing software. However, this person is hiding the fact that she is bigger than initially thought. Although, some may still cautiously have sex with the person if they are horny enough.

P.S. It should also be noted that the person may appear to be unaware of what they have done and will often deny it whether it be intentional or not.

Issac: This girl is a puffer fish compared to her Instagram
James: I know right, it's comparing Kim Kardashion to Rebel Wilson.

by Nabokov October 20, 2018

Piffle

An exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. A cry to the likes and meaning of 'DAMN IT!'

'PIFFLE!' he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.

by Mik March 10, 2003

paffle

mix between a pancake and a waffle

i woke up this morn and i wanted pancakes and a waffle so i made a paffle

by smumkinman June 6, 2009

stem puffer

A human being Who likes to suck dick

My girlfriend knows how to suck my dick right she's a great stem puffer.

by leaffan November 5, 2005

piffle

meaning much the same as "fuck" or "Dammit" it can be used in pelite company. however, it loses some of its edge if overused.

Piffle!!! i flunked calculus agan!!!

by Jessie K December 9, 2004

Peter Puffer

Homosexual, one known to perform Feellatio.

Deragotory Slang

by Andrew Armstrong March 17, 2003

puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009