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Pseudo-Coon

A person who is disguised as a coon, but really isnt
Dave R.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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Pseudo-dude

A woman who has taken on the gender role of a man.
Similar to butch, but less offense than dyke.
It is ok to hit a woman only if she's a pseudo-dude, it's only fair that if she wishes to act like a man you treat her like one.
by Big Baddy Broad May 19, 2014
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Pseudo-Intellectual

The "intellectual" way to say "Smartass/smart-aleck/smartypants
A: This guy is sorta pseudo-intellectual

B: Just say it as smartass, tho
by Sir. B September 19, 2020
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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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pseudo-hack

The action in which someone hacks a persons account without any actual effort involved, beyond finding their password through means other than software - often through spying on the subject in real life to uncover the password(s).
"Did you hear? Daniel hacked a bunch of Facebook accounts!"
"Nah, he pseudo-hacked 'em. He saw some paper slips laying around his friends' houses that had their passwords and stuff on them."
by B|ue /\/\00|\| October 6, 2011
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Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum
Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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Pseudo-Jailbait

Someone (especially a young woman) who lets people think they are underage as a way of teasing/flirting/having a joke but is perfectly legal.
She made a lot of guys panic slightly by being pseudo-jailbait
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
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